Positives/Negatives of Instant Noodles

This is the most honest review of the benefits and UNbenefits of instant noodles you will ever find. There has been a lot of propaganda spread about instant noodles and I hope these facts will set you straight.

Good things about Instant Noodles

- They are good for you. The sheer joy of eating them is bound to turn depressed people into the happiest people on our little planet. I believe that when you call the suicide hotline, instead of talking to you they should just give you instant noodles. Only problem is I would abuse the hotline every time I'm hungry.

-They taste good. I think lettuce tastes good. Lettuce is good for you. Instant noodles also taste good. Therefore, they must be good for you.

-They are quick to make. We live in the internet age, web 2.0, the information superhighwaywormhole time period. Quickness is key.

-They have little vegetables sometimes. Vegetables are good for you.

-They are cheap. Think about it this way, would you rather have ONE steak for sixteen dollars, or around FORTYEIGHT cups of instant noodles. Obviously, quantity is better than quality. That 300 movie was a fluke. They should have died in a couple of seconds.

Bad Things About Instant Noodles

-They MIGHT be bad for you.

Conclusion

Look at how much good stuff I typed compared to the insignificant amount I typed for bad stuff. Obviously, it has at LEAST five times more benefits than UNbenefits based on the number of bullet points. So, eat instant noodles!