Hey! Ever feel like you have too much time on your hands and you don't know what to do with it? It sucks even more when its a school day right? I mean, just sitting there knowing that you should be doing something, but having no homework to do. Well, I have taken it upon me to help you poor souls out with a hit list of things to do. And don't worry, even if you do have homework to do, you can still follow this list. That is how good of a list it is.
1. Go on AIM
Even though it is labeled as instant messenger, it will easily suck up your time like a vacuum sucks up dust bunnies. For some reason, time just flies when on AIM. It probably has something to do with the fact that there are such intelligent conversations going on, such as debates on religion, the ethics of business, and how to effectively not only poverty and world hunger on Earth, but also on Mars. Actually, the conversations are more on topics such as which fast food restaurant to go to, how to cheat on tests, and laughing at "people of lower intelligence" ( also read as Joey).
2. Facebook
Another great pasttime is going onto facebook and doing... uh... whatever. I actually do not understand how some people can spend so much time on facebook, considering there is not much to do. I suppose you could write on people's walls, and since these walls are for the public eye, try to act witty and smart. Or you could join groups and stuff. But for some reason some people are able to spend hours on there. Obviously I must be missing out on a key feature. Perhaps it is a cool game where you walk around and visit care bears to save rainbows.
3. Get a job
When I say get a job, I mean first find a job. When I say find a job, I mean ask other people for openings. When I say ask other people, I mean ask other people and tangent off into talking about how mean your teachers are. And when I say tangent, I mean take the derivative and find dy/dx. When I say dy/dx, you know I'm a nerd.
4. Eat
Eating only when you're hungry is a thing of the past. Eating a lot will give you cheeks of steel. And then when someone shoots you in the cheek the bullet will bounce off. Also, you could pair this action with just about anything else. Eat and facebook. Eat and myspace. Eat and run. The world is in your hands.
5. Sleep
After doing all of that stuff it is a good idea to take a cat nap every now and then. Now being now, and then being now.
6. Talk about the white plague.
Self explanatory.
7. Play Online Games
Go play online games that are composed of stick figures and which are fun for a maximum of 4.9 seconds. Also, watch flash based animations that are supposed to be funny but only make you chuckle. Lastly, listen to music that totally distracts you. For example, since Eminem music is so widely accepted by everyone, it will not be distracting. Play some System of A Down with your volume turned all the way up.
8. Make a stupid blog post.
This post is an example.
What do you think of my hit list??
