Cheater Cheater Walnut Eater!!

This is a couple of weeks old, but I still want to talk about cheating. Our school is so good at curbing cheating that the administration believes people will suddenly stop cheating after taking a paper survey that no one will read. It's obvious that all those papers were meant to do was to induce some form of self guilt that I never felt. To say the obvious, cheating is rampant in Leland. And guess what? That's a good thing.

This isn't just a good thing because my grade goes up up up. Cheating distinguishes a certain type of person from the other type. Some people are willing to cheat for their grade, while others see it as immoral. People who don't cheat are morons. Thats the first step of telling who is smart and who is stupid. Cheating is not as easy as it is made out to be. I can't just walk next to someone smart and copy his or her(usually her because guys are retarded) answers on a test. I can't make someone memorize the whole test and give me all the answers. A succesful cheater has many tools that allow for succesful cheating.

First of all, you need to find someone smart that you can cheat off of. You don't want to go through a lot of hard work avoiding the teacher and sneaking around only to find that all the answers you copied were all wrong. Cheating also requires the knowledge of ninja skills to a certain extent. While some teachers may be tricked by the poorly constructed pillow put into your seat while you sneak around, most are smarter then that. It is essential that you learn that one Naruto technique where you turn into a tree and time stops. Then you make your move and copy.

Even if all of the above is attainable, you still need one big thing. For the person you are copying off of to comply. I remember seeing one guy make a snow illusion so the teacher would run off to make a snowman. He ran over to the smartest girl in the class to copy but she kicked him in the balls and he fell to the floor crying. The snow illusion faded and everyone realized that he had started it. The teacher never returned so he was not caught but the moral of the story is to wear a cup when copying answers.

But seriously now, there needs to be some changes for the way finals are run. Instead of sticking to a block schedule of our normal schedule, we need subject blocks. Mondays would be English and Math, Tuesdays would be History and Science, and so on. Everyone in a certain course would take the test on the same day. Also, the original teacher should not be able to hold the exam. We need other teachers there from different subjects. The test should speak for itself. It angers me when I see the teacher's favorite student go up and ask questions and basically get the answer. Especially when I go up to ask a question and the teacher glares at me and tries to kick me in the balls for being stupid. Luckily, I wear a cup. It's not fair.

So after this blabbering what I really mean is that, I want an A. So give me an A. And no one gets hurt. Not that I could hurt anyone. Ha. I am master of short sentence.

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Resolutions

I don't believe in resolutions. Actually I do, I'm just pulling your leg. I'll make 6 and 5.

1. Become a fire breathing dragon.
2. Become a better rapper then 50 cent. Oh wait, everyone is.
3. To not miss a single point in any class.
4. To become the most popular guy in the world. By popular i mean most liked. Not the snobby type.
5. To catch all 150 bajillion gajillion or however many there are pokemon.
6. To be able to make these resolutions faster

1. Don't act so bored/lazy/nonchalant all the time. A.K.A show some emotion.
2. Talk more.
3. Stay commited to the run. Or in normal speak, stay commited to doing work.
4. Do well on my SAT
5. Be more considerate of others.



Oh, I just want to add some more now. To be as tall as Jeff Poon, to be as gangster as Nam, to be just like Akshay, to be as smart as Michelle, to be as fast as Michael, to be smarter then Andy, to be as commited as Jerry, to be as natrualy gifted as Jing HAo, to be not racist like Alan, to be lucky like Allen. And finally! to be like the best person on Earth. Me.