This is a post to guys, but girls are welcome to read it too and talk about how wrong, incorrect, and handsome I am.
On any given day, you may see a girl that just catches your eye. Within a nanosecond of registering her presence, crazy thoughts start to run through your head. You go, “Hot diggity, that girl looks hawt”, or “Pee diddly doo, what a qt”, or if we want to kid ourselves here, “Wowzers, that girl looks like she has a great personality.” The next step requires you to actually go over and meet them to get the ball rolling to your one night stand, two night stand, marriage and divorce, or whatever else suits you.
If you want to get her attention, but you don’t want to do any work, the easiest thing to do is just stare. Staring works better than you might think. Even in a large room with many people, there’s a good chance she’ll eventually see your large, unwavering, piercing eyes. To put it simply, this is because she is a girl. A girl looks around every 5 seconds to find out A) if there any hot guys around, and B) if anybody has noticed her yet. While this staring method is extremely easy to do, the results are sort of hit and miss. Many will feel threatened by your calm demeanor and aura of coolness and try to leave in a hurry. If that happens, just move on to your next target.
If you see this wonderful girl while she is sitting down somewhere, you also have the option of being random and sitting down next to her. If you have a high enough charisma level, you can avoid the awkward initial conversation of “Who the eff are you?” and move on to the good stuff. However, if she’s saving that seat for someone else, even a high charisma skill level won’t save you there. This move takes some guts but it’s not guaranteed either.
If actually making a move seems too risky to your fragile ego, then you could always try to make them come to you. Be mysterious. Do mysterious things. Wear sunglasses indoors. Stare off into space wistfully. Talk to people with your backs to each other, like in anime. Type out smiley faces backwards like (: . You know, just do silly things. It might get her to come over.
If you happen to find out her name, there’s another move you can make. Find out who she knows, and add them on facebook. Once you’ve added enough of her friends (while they all go ‘who is this guy?’), you’ll show up on her list of “People you may know”. Then, you sit and wait. Eventually, when she is really bored and/or lonely, she may just add you.
As a last resort, you could play the pity card. Get hit by a car while in front of her. If she’s any sort of human being, she’ll help you. Even better, get hit by a car that she’s driving. The guilt will help you two bond.
