Hogwarts Houses

Has anyone ever realized how unfair the 4 houses at Hogwarts are?

If you get put into Slytherin, you are branded as an instant criminal. It is like, you have no chance of being a good person. You are a bad apple. A stinker. A poohead. It doesn't even make sense why there still is a Slytherin house. They're all future death eaters anyways so the whole house should be exterminated.

If you get put into Gryffindor, you are noble, brave, and what not. Kinda boring, we all know enough about Gryffindor so not much to say.

Ravenclaw is a nice alternative to Gryffindor. They sound cool... raven claw!!!

Hufflepuff is the worst house to be in. They sound like some sort of Marshmallow. They are soft. They are beat-up-able and are pushed around. They might as well be named "The Last House". You might as well go home if you get sorted into this house.

A bunch of Hufflepuffs

Harry Potter Endings

With the release of the last Harry Potter book coming closer and closer, I thought it would be appropriate to shoot out some ideas of how the series should come to an end. Keep in mind that these following ideas have all come from a lot of hard work consisting of me reading the Harry Potter books a few times, sleeping a lot to dream about scenarios, and watching television. Without further ado, some ideas!

Frodo drops the last horcrux into Mount Doom and then Voldemort dies.
I think this is plausible. I know this has been said millions of times before but come on, voldermort is sauron, death eaters are ring wraiths, dumbledore is gandalf, fudge could be saruman, and blah blah. So anyways, in this scenario, Harry gets to do nothing and still live. Needless to say, he'll still take all the credit to try and impress Ginny, which is very dishonest of him.

Ginny is a horcrux
Harry has to make a vital decision... does he choose to save the world by killing Ginny? Of course Harry will not do that though. Harry is not very rational. He will decide to NOT kill Ginny and take on Voldemort anyways. Voldemort will proceed to chop Harry into little bits and then feed Ginny and the rest of the Weaselys to the giants. Harry is dumb so everyone loses, even Voldemort. Now he has to deal with obese giants.

Muggles to the Rescue
Voldemort gets too cocky and he steps onto the "mean streets" of New York and starts blasting random people with his wand. However, the (insert vicious gang here) are around and they won't stand for some random person without a nose "stepping foot" onto their "turf" and they whip out their "nines" and "pop" him. (Apologies if I used any terms wrong, I am not too familiar on how to use them.)

Fistfight
During an epic wand duel, Voldemort and Harry both lose their wands forever. Don't ask why. Then they have to resort to fist fighting. Harry is pretty weak but Voldemort is not much better. They fight for a long time and then Chuck Norris jumps in and round house kicks both of them. The book ends with Chuck Norris riding off into the sunset.

Voldemort turns nice
Voldemort sees the error of his ways and he is about to become a new man. He goes to Harry wandless and wants to make peace but Harry being the idiot he is kills him. Now Voldemort will be evil again and come back to hurt people. Also, the Death Eaters go into a frenzy and kill half the people in England, which probably isn't all that hard to do to be honest. Harry is caught by the Death Eaters because he never Apparates and he is drowned.

Voldemort meets a certain somebody...
Voldemort meets someone... let's just say her name starts with a "V" and ends with "ian". Voldemort dies a painful death at her hands. Details are not yet available.

The Last Battle
Harry and Voldemort meet. Harry proceeds to talk about what Voldemort never had: love. Voldemort shuts him up by using a new curse on him. A cat in the hat starts to bother Harry and when Harry tries to stun it, a pink elephant falls on him. This happens quite a few times before Harry's bones become powder and the elephants finally meander away.

Ron kills Harry!!!!!!

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