If you get put into Slytherin, you are branded as an instant criminal. It is like, you have no chance of being a good person. You are a bad apple. A stinker. A poohead. It doesn't even make sense why there still is a Slytherin house. They're all future death eaters anyways so the whole house should be exterminated.
If you get put into Gryffindor, you are noble, brave, and what not. Kinda boring, we all know enough about Gryffindor so not much to say.
Ravenclaw is a nice alternative to Gryffindor. They sound cool... raven claw!!!
Hufflepuff is the worst house to be in. They sound like some sort of Marshmallow. They are soft. They are beat-up-able and are pushed around. They might as well be named "The Last House". You might as well go home if you get sorted into this house.
A bunch of Hufflepuffs
LOL yup. I'm definitely hufflepuff tho. unless my scar on my bottom lip is from something, then I'll just use w/e power it has given me and rule the world. muahhahha
ReplyDeleteomg i was having this same discussion with karen and erica a half an hour ago. we say hufflepuffs are like the guys who get beat up by slytherins in the playground and gryffindors are the ones who save them. and how ravenclaws get in their common room by answering a question? hufflepuffs give the painting a hug or something. speaking of ravenclaw i would die if i got put in there because THE ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS MAKE NO SENSE.
ReplyDeletedude whats wrong with hufflepuff? why are you hating on the marshmallows. i bet you ravenclaw is where all the asians get put in.
ReplyDeletewow im awesome. i have a scar on my lower lip just like henry. i win. or like henry would say, i ween.
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