Just recently another fence has been erected around the stage area in the quad. This is much to the surprise of everyone at the school, even the administrators. Someone very close to the principal has said that he overheard the principal mutter "Where the heck did that fence come from...? I wish people would tell me things."
Everyone had thought that the month long construction that was going on in the stage area was already complete. Four very elegant looking poles had been put up, much to the delight of several students. Person A said "Now the quad looks much more elegant with four giant toilet paper rolls sitting there. Oh wait, those are concrete? Never mind then. Our school sucks." At first, speculation was running amok over what the four poles were to be used for. Popular theories included the foundation for an overhang, a big trampoline, and a playground. However, people soon came to the conclusion that they were just going to stay there and hinder people's views during the homecoming skits. "I already have to deal with fat kids. Now I have poles in my way?" complained a midget.
An interview with the construction workers did not lead to any new knowledge. "Uh... I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm actually just from the local prison. They just told me to push these random levers around. It's actually quite fun. [giggle]"
Our school is retarded.
this made my day
ReplyDeleteehehehehehehhe...there should be a "cynical column" for you to write in for the charger account.
ReplyDeletewow! you quoted me?? yeah.. i do complain too much huh? =| well you're the fat kid i have to always deal with so.. -_-
ReplyDeleteyou soooo have too much time on your hands -_-
ReplyDeletehahaha patrickk xDD
ReplyDeleteAwesome as usual.
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